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im about to test the limits of discord nitro
we are almost there folks
discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.
Let me win, you fool.
is this how we play this game? very well.
my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.
I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.
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FREE HIM
HE CAME BACK
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im cryin cus i had No idea anteaters carry their babies on their back
an additional Thing - some giant anteaters have markings on their feet that look like panda heads
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Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
BIG BOY
Huge motherfucker
In awe at the size of this lad
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me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down
caveman brain: it is so many spiders
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I love the theory that most of the words Shakespeare is credited with “inventing” are really just pre-existing slang that was popular among teenage girls at the time the plays were written, because it puts a totally different complexion on how the tone of certain scenes must have read to contemporary audiences.